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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2204 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1498 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even high functioning aspies like me can thrive! Join us and escape the monotony of your everyday life as a wage slave.
On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and show off your creativity without the judgment of those pesky social norms. No need to worry about making friends or fitting in, because here, you can be your true weird self and still be accepted.
Forget about working at Mcdonalds or any other boring job, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who wants to lick your feet pero pero pero (just kidding, please don’t actually do that).
So come join us and let your inner weeb shine, because on this server, you’ll never have to worry about being anyone’s beta orbiter. Remember, in this virtual world, you’re working for yourself, not for anyone else.
