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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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