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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
New Chunks Explored: 528202 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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