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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7124 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
First of all, we have flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And not just any pigs, these pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes and drop diamonds when you kill them. It’s like a freakin’ piggy bank of riches!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft: Carob. What’s Carob, you ask? It’s like if chocolate and diamonds had a baby. And when you mine it, you get superpowers like the ability to turn into a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? Yeah, we’ve got a dance floor made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the sickest beats. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered. It’s gonna be one heck of a ride!
