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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2504 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
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