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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2320 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?