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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9275 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?