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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3143 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2295 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?