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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1948 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.