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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5644 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?