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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4320 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
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