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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1391 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
