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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6239 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3341 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
