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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5260 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8513 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
