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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9700 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4324 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8175 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
