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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3205 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)