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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2828 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 742 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)
