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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1505 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)