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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9138 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 5742 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)