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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7087 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 193 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)