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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 164 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 4580 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)