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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5253 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)