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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7371 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 6859 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4317 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)