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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7969 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9605 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)