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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6086 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)