Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

ai, ANNOYING, Artificial Intelligence, Authentication, brain-dead, Captcha, computer vision, frustrating, frustrating technology, Garbage, internet annoyance, irony, machine learning, Minecraft, online security, SECURITY, Shit, smp, SOLVE, Spam prevention, Technology, technology fail, Verification

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6519	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	5991

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5032	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	4962	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Potions Brewed:	85	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Zombie Dances:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	84	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Towns Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Buildings Constructed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2178
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com