so like, u know how trump is all like “merica is the best” and stuff, well now he’s like “hey canada, u gotta join us or else!” and he’s puttin tariffs on everything like maple syrup and poutine. so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own igloo and hide from trump’s crazy demands. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to canada so u can sneak in some poutine without gettin caught. join now before trump builds a wall around canada and blocks us all out!
