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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 655 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.