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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5515 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.
And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.