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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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