Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Emeralds Found: 8014 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7531 Villages Defended: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 371
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net  Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons now loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
    What mods are included in the server? Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

    Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

    Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

    Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 835549
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

    RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Towns Built: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MissileDefenseCraft

    MissileDefenseCraft
    lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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