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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9060 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 118 |
Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.