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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1748 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4968 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8014 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!