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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3607 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1074 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!