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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5330 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!