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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9595 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2260 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!