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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3004 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!