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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3938 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 6094 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!