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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2929 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!