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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1100 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!