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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4287 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!