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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5325 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 2102 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!