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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1452 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 278 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 186 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!