Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

Allowed, Call, CANCELLED, home, HOMELAND, list, long tail, Minecraft, no longer, Place, Rabbi, smp, Sorry Goyim, tags

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Animals Bred:	56	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	4535	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ores Mined:	971
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crops Grown:	1041
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4593	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Void Gems Collected:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	246
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchantments Applied:	260	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.