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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7284 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!