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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9728 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!
