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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Alien Abductions:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

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BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	990784	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5202
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	4717	Star Shards Collected:	102
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	198
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Votes:	110	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5854	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimension Hops:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	25	Dimension Hops:	0

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	1058	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	196	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

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mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mines Excavated:	2910
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ores Mined:	7022

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org