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Players:	107/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6542	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	75
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	5174
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ores Mined:	2283
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Star Shards Collected:	253
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	5756	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	4808
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7677	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645