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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Farms Harvested:	218
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ores Mined:	904	Votes:	614

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6655	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ores Mined:	7951
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	3241	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4257	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1949	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Votes:	4784
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3106
Villages Defended:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Votes:	3712
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1729
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4292	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc