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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	New Chunks Explored:	684989
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

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So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2603	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8358	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Emeralds Found:	4054	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	168	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crops Grown:	1162
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Farms Harvested:	580
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	9
Star Shards Collected:	250	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	831681	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	158	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mines Excavated:	2401

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	8199	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Animals Bred:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9483
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2665	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4401	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com